How shit happens

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Topic started by Malcolm The Sock Cucker ;0) (ginluvva)

I'm Mal bf is Colin Together 28 years live in Shetland Looking for more friends Into dinner parties and board game evenings/weekends I am trying to raise funds to register my website www.as-assist.com as a charity. It's a self help group for Ankylosing Spondylitis sufferers. I would like to be a glowworm, a glowworms never glum, it`s hard to be downhearted when the sun shines out your bum.

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ginluvvaSun 07/09/08 20:43

In the beginning there was the plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying,
'It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.'
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
'It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof.'
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,
'It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it.'
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
'It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.'
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
'It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.'
And the Directors then went unto the Vice-Presidents, saying unto them,
'It promotes growth, and it is very powerful.'
And the Vice-Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him,
'This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor
of the company, with powerful effects.'
And the President Looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.

/*This is how Shit Happens*/

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