Is it the Oap conspiracy?

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pommieTue 02/10/07 19:01

Is it just me, or is there an Oap conspiracy?
Scenario :- You're late for work, you've driven about 5 metres & suddenly a vehicle swerves out in front of you, making you slam on your achors, screaming every expletive in the book. Now, rather than booming up the road in front of you, it tootles along at about 15miles an hour in a 30.
All you can see thru the back window of the Morris Minor or some other diddy car, is the top of a plastic rain bonnet or flat cap, and a pair of hands on the wheel.
Your seething with rage, not only did they try to kill you, but now they are driving at snail pace, with all the time in the world, in front of you & a gazillion other equally irritated people. Everytime you get to a corner they creep ,juddering almost to a stall, round it & you're tempted to ram them to shift them round. Every traffic light, whether red or green, must be slowed down for & preferably stopped at.
Every car that tries to turn onto your road is stopped for, despite it being our rite of way....Every junction is stopped at despite there being no-one coming from any direction...We must sit there while the person looks & looks at no traffic at all. Every pedestrian crossing or just anyone who looks like they might want to cross the road, anywhere, is stopped for.....

And on it goes....By the time I get to work I'm a juddering wreck! What's the answer?

Tom. (V. intollerant)

(Don't get me started on 'them' being at the Post Office at Lunchtimes, snaffling every early morning & evening appointments at the Dentist & Doctors , doing their Supermarket shopping at 5.30....etc, etc)

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