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#62955Tue 29/05/07 16:40

 

A few weeks ago i lost my first pen.

My pen was dear to me and although I have a few other pens, there's no other that compares to this one.

Whilst I was away from home, I just put the pen down somewhere and turned my back for a moment and then someone seems to have taken it.. leaving me with just two, which are both the same and a bit unimportant (im quite happy to leave those laying about!).

After a few weeks of frantic searching, including a campaign in the Gentleman's Pen Owners Monthly magazine and some pleas on youtube for the thief to come forward.. ive decided that i should visit the arch-bishop to gain spiritual guidance.

after that, i have a lunch appointment with the queen, im meeting tony blair at alton towers before doing a phone-in (no competitions, sorry!) on Blue Peter and then a photo exclusive with FREEZE magazine. Then it's over to America to go through talks for my multi-network own chat show for other victims of pen theft, before launching a 'find my pen' range of cheap plastic jewellery and ribbons.

If you happen to see my pen, just tell it i'm a bit cross.. i mean, it might be nice to see it again but not until i've scooped a book deal and a tv movie first AND had lunch with David and Victoria. Okay?

Thank you.

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philjohnTue 29/05/07 16:42

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hahahahaha does it have lovely blue ink?

#62955Tue 29/05/07 16:44

 

OH YES. oh yes, i love that shade of blue ink. there's not a shade like it.

OMG

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Have you stolen it? Hang on, you're a man... and i bet you like pens.

IT MUST BE YOU.

philjohnTue 29/05/07 16:45

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I have an aleebee - I was having an audience with the Pope.

#62955Tue 29/05/07 16:46

 

LIAR.

The police are reading your mobile phone bills right now. Right from the first day you ever used one.

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