Stuck in a lift with the previous poster

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toberodiThu 08/05/08 20:21

 

So - imagine the scene: you're taking the lift from one floor of OUT Towers to another. On the way, the doors open, and in walks the previous poster! You continue your vertical journey together, but moments later there is a judder, the lights flicker, and the lift lurches to a halt.

This isn't good. You've got important OUT stuff you need to be doing! After five minutes of both of you trying to work out how to open the little door that has the emergency intercom behind it, you pick up the phone to report your predicament.

The reassuring voice of Lizzie (who is in charge at OUT Towers today) informs you that lift engineers are on their way. It should only be a couple of hours.

A couple of HOURS? How are you going to pass the time with the previous poster? What will you talk about? Will you throw a big claustrophobic wobbly? Are you gonna do naughty stuff? This lift has CCTV, and you suspect that Lizzie and possibly the rest of OUT are watching...

deleted:devamaraThu 08/05/08 20:23

 

quoting > "How are you going to pass the time with the previous poster?"

hump you

allthisandlessThu 08/05/08 20:24

 

if the previous poster is still mister quickfind:toberodi I would ask him to tell me all about his gps adventures and finding those exciting sealed packages...

That and driving his Smart Car round Wolverhampton's ring road like he's in some Tom Hanks film...

cookie.monsterThu 08/05/08 20:26

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I'd like to pretend that it'd be some sort of wonderous conversational flow...

But it'd descend quite quickly into wild, animalistic man-sex.

Seriously, sexy Toby, were you expecting any other answers on this thread than "sex" or some variation thereof?

deleted:devamaraThu 08/05/08 20:26

 

quoting > "if the previous poster is still mister quickfind:toberodi"

I'd slap him silly for ignoring me as previous poster

then ask him to hold the camera and film me humping tobi

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