My escape from a romp with the Prime Minister

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#62955Mon 07/04/08 19:21

Last night, it took me many hours to drift off to sleep. However, once i'd met my slumber, i slept heavy right through until the turmoil of the following event.

Quite how it occurred, i am unsure but i do know that it seemed very real and very disturbing and i felt a bit sick when i awoke with a startle this morning.

Imagine the scene... I'm working for government and find my way 'up' to the heady heights of working for the PM, Mr Gordon Brown. Quite what i 'work' as, I never found out but it seemingly involved carrying paperwork and being appropriately attired for accompanying a high visibility political person.

Anyway, after a long evening of slogging over some awful figures (this really was a strange dream... i'd never do that!), the Prime Minister decided that we deserved a drink or two. Not having been in this circumstance before, i felt it rude to decline, so nervously accepted his offer and we wandered through a few rooms to a small but comfy room where he kept his 'scotch'. I'm not really a fan of 'scotch' but he is and he went ahead and drank a few, getting closer and closer with every gulp until whilst gesticulating about some unmemorable waffle, he caught my knee with his hand. He continued waffling and continued his 'accidental' drunken ramble up my leg. Until he stopped gave me a drunken look of "i've just argued with my wife and i'm having the sofa tonight" look and then moved in for a big slobbery er.. slobber... by which time i'd slipped so far down in the highbacked chair that i slid out onto the floor and ran for it.

At this moment i awoke. Somewhat disgusted (i don't even like Mr Brown in ANY way whatsoever)..... and wondered why it hadn't been David Milliband instead.

I hope none of you were eating your dinner whilst reading this. This is catharsicism at its best :)

allanjMon 07/04/08 19:25

Quite what i 'work' as, I never found out but it seemingly involved carrying paperwork and being appropriately attired for accompanying a high visibility political person.

mmmmmmmmm, Mr Porter in a suit

He continued waffling and continued his 'accidental' drunken ramble up my leg. Until he stopped gave me a drunken look of "i've just argued with my wife and i'm having the sofa tonight" look and then moved in for a big slobbery er.. slobber.

uh-huh

it is alleged that you are not the first to receive such attentions, alleged by bitchy Labour folk, so i dont believe them, obviously

#62955Mon 07/04/08 19:29

and just to clear up any red-tape..

HELLO JOURNALISTS. THE ORIGINAL POSTING DOCUMENTS AN EVENT. IT IS NOT AN ALLEGATION OR A CLAIM OF SEXUAL MEANDERING. IT WAS IN FACT, A NIGHTMARE.

NO JACK RUSSELS WERE SHAKEN UNTIL THEY COWERED IN THE MAKING OF THIS.

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