Yeti Spaghetti

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Topic started by Book-Writey Yeti; Still Shy! (shyyeti)

Strange and almost loveable Yeti with a passion for music, films and the going's on of a gentleman who travels around the Universe in a Police Box! (That'd be Dr Who, then!) Check out my bizarre jottings on www.shyyeti.blogspot .com or my poems on www.thedaffypoet.blo gspot.com. My books are now available on www.lulu.com under my true yeti name of Paul Chandler!!!! :) Glamorous, ey!? :)

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shyyetiWed 30/04/08 22:15

Hi,

This is one of my new poems from my next collection of humorous verse: SHY YETI'S INCREDIBLE PIE-CRUST COLLECTION, which I'm self-publishing soon on www.lulu.com; which is a great site for self-publishing your own work. :)

Paul x

YETI SPAGHETTI…

Are you looking for something –
You haven't found yet?
Try out yeti spaghetti –
It's as good as you'll get...

Oh, yeti spaghetti –
Isn't made out of yeti…
Yeti spaghetti –
Doesn't taste like confetti…
It is slippy and slidey –
It's a little like eels…
But a yeti gets used –
To the way that it feels…
As he sits in a bath –
Made from fresh pasta hoops –
Slurping all kinds of –
Extra-terrestrial soups…
As he sits in the slop –
With his bright plastic ducks…
He'd not swap his position –
For a million bucks!

Yeti spaghetti –
Is important not petty…
Yeti spaghetti's –
So hot you'll get sweaty…
But it makes you feel good –
Like cappuccino with foam –
Like an icing clad cupcake…
Like your own home sweet home…
It is good for your pores –
Keeps your fur nice and trim –
Makes you glow deep within -
Stops you feeling dead grim;
There is nothing quite like it…
No, nothing that works -
With a top secret recipe -
It's just one of life's perks…

Yeti spaghetti -
It's best eaten when wet -
Yeti spaghetti -
When you're down the laundrette…
When you're still half asleep -
When you're half in a dream;
Yeti spaghetti -
With a tub of ice cream…
With a pie on the side;
With a cake close at hand…
All helps yeti spaghetti;
Taste incredibly grand…
It will make you feel large…
Even when you are small…
Yeti spaghetti;
Is the best food of them all…

So, if you're feeling quite low -
Or if you're full of regret…
Just remember;
Yeti spaghetti;
Soon will help you forget...

informer_ukThu 01/05/08 09:28

I think Rhianna's got a new single in this.

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