T'was Six Weeks before Christmas

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webheadWed 08/11/06 10:31		Twas six weeks before Christmas, when through all of OUT Not a celeb was moaning or having a shout. The postings were full of new pictures galore, Some thought they were fun, some thought them a bore. The members were typing, their fingers were bashing Their keyboards, when Lo! They all heard a crashing. 'What is that horror?' said the women and men 'Relax, it's just me' said Clay_boy... drunk again. Curve looked up from where she was stroking her pussy, Xen peered from over his last bitten tuschy, And Bubba and Dick peered from their last lunchtime pole Saying 'Clay_boy! Be quiet, you silly arsehole!' 'Densboy is having his pre-Christmas nap So please, Clay, be quiet. Now there's a good chap' So Clay tip-toed off with a mighty old sigh And went to have fun with the cute polite_guy And so it was quiet, but oh no! Not for long For back from the pub came a right rowdy throng There was Tangent and Falcom and Flipper and Zed Icabal , Nick71 and ole Webhead 'We've all been out shopping' Markypuppy did cry But everyone knew it was an Outrageous Lie 'I think you're all pissed, that's just well out of order' // Said Jacksparrow, 'Now go and see father SnoBoadr' And so the drunk bunch, feeling drunken and dizzy Went up to see dad (and also Momma Lizzie) And as the last one disappeared out of site Fester said 'Merry Christmas to ALL , and goodnight!' //
#119751Wed 08/11/06 10:33		hahah
#119751Wed 08/11/06 10:33		strokes more puss in a Bond villain way.
densboyWed 08/11/06 10:36		Hmmm am so not mentioned.

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