The Spanking Song (An Easter Carol)!

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Topic started by Christopher L (clansmanchris)

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clansmanchrisSat 16/02/08 08:29

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Working for a well-known retail chain as I do, one was more than just a tad pissed off on returning to work following one's Christmas Holidays at the beginning of January to find that the store had already received its first supply of Easter eggs.

Whilst instructing a younger member of staff to rearrange the display of Easter eggs on the shop floor earlier this week, he jokingly said "no doubt as soon as we've shifted this shit, the selection boxes will start coming in for next Christmas ...".

It must have been the boy saying that, and the occasional day-dream I have of spanking him over my knee - to relieve me of the monotony of team-leading in one of the chain's busiest supermarkets in the country - that I found myself singing the following words to the tune of "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire):-

Skidmarks on your underwear
Waiting for you to show your bottom bare
Bad lads with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sit tonight.

Everybody knows I'm Master and my whippy cane
Will help put bad habits to flight
When, at last, one goes over my knee again
For a pounding with all my might.

They know that I'm an evil git
Who likes to ensure it always hurts
And every mother's boy is going to cry
To God and wish, that I would die!

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To lads from one to ninety-three
Although its been said many times, many ways,
Hurry up boy: get over my knee!

In case I forget - amidst the mad rush in the countdown to Christmas 2008 - may I be the first to add "Warmest Greetings for Christmas and Best Wishes for the New Year" - or should that be "Warmest Arses for Easter 2009 (if not 2008) from Six of the Best (with my cane)"?!

All together now:-

"Skidmarks on your underwear
Waiting for you to show your bottom bare ..."!

As one would say in the trade "Every Little Helps" ... to which I usually add "Little and often ... in other words, it helps if every little boy (i.e., pubescent male shop assistant) is often spanked"!!!

What would you rather have Pretty Boy: a few more loyalty card points or a few stripes across your arse?!

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