Wanking in your OWN Home to be banned...OMFG! :-)

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bazzartWed 23/07/08 13:07

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Now...If you're going to do that can you go next-door and do it - you know it's illegal to WANK in your (OWN)I home!

...and if you're going to do it in the back garden again - can you clean up your splodge - I nearly slipped on it this morning and the washing went everywhere except on the line!

Oh - and ANOTHER thing , the Shower Cubicle is not outside of the home - it's in the bathroom in the house which is the home and it's Banned to Wank in your own home... go down the street and get spunk over their stainless steel fittings!

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philjohnWed 23/07/08 13:08

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Will there be designated wanking zones outside shopping malls?

philc777Wed 23/07/08 13:09

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I thought this only applied to catholics?

crusty_catWed 23/07/08 13:13

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What if you wank in a mates house? Without their knowledge and use their favourite pants to mop up your porridge?

Is that ok? Is it? I hope so...only just finished mopping....

bazzartWed 23/07/08 13:14

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quoting > "Will there be designated wanking zones outside shopping malls?"

I shall order the signs today and have them all installed next Tuesday afternoon!

The signs will be instantly recognizable, will have no words and will become an international symbol.

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allanjWed 23/07/08 13:14

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if its to be banned should i get a few in this afternoon, just in case?

bazzartWed 23/07/08 13:15

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quoting > "I thought this only applied to catholics?"

Catholics have to wank in the Confession Booth - and then confess to it the following Thursday - whilst wanking... again!

bazzartWed 23/07/08 13:15

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quoting > "if its to be banned should i get a few in this afternoon, just in case?"

Knock a few OUT while there's still time!

allanjWed 23/07/08 13:19

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quoting > "Knock a few OUT while there's still time!"

right'o, will do

philjohnWed 23/07/08 13:19

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quoting > "Catholics have to wank in the Confession Booth - and then confess to it the following Thursday - whilst wanking... again!"

No you've got that the wrong way round - it's the priest who wanks while listening.

crusty_catWed 23/07/08 13:21

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I thought the priest wanked the confessor??

pathoWed 23/07/08 13:23

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quoting > "No you've got that the wrong way round - it's the priest who wanks while listening."

is that why the curtain is there?

quoting > "Will there be designated wanking zones outside shopping malls?"

there already is, they're called cottages

philjohnWed 23/07/08 13:24

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quoting > "is that why the curtain is there? "

Yes to wipe his clerical knob on.

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