Complete and utter tripe, bogwash and nonsense!

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bazzartTue 18/11/08 20:25

Breakfast was served at 7:30 pm on the dusty Mantelpiece whilst Jeremy, the chef, bathed in a small wooden pallet he'd found atop of Mount Etna whilst looking, warmly for his left shoe.

Cold cabbage was a treat for sure as it was Wedernsday and a Green Star Day at the Hotel d'Oblivion on the Sea Back at Switzerland.

Meltingly apparent it were. Were. But not a wolf in sight. Were not. Not were. Werewolf. NOT! No.

Indeed did they chuckle with angst and despair as the well-boiled cabbage arrived, sloppingly in the bowels of awe and spoons of plastic purchased from Aldi were thrust into their paws along with freshly whipped skin, clotted butter and lashings of hot dish water to wash it all down, down, deeper on down with.

63?

Really?

bazzartTue 18/11/08 22:44

Lunch boxed and shoved in a thick brown paper bag was an apple a day keeps the Doctor away, away, away, away, away, away!

And as he proudly shook his fist and the attached bell wrang out he announced to the gathered throngs by the power of his throaty manly voice the stuff that Town Criers announce to the gathered throngs as they go about their business, some dirty, some freshly laundered and many just a bit, well, sort of grimy about the collar and cuffs and in need of a 40 wash and a quick 1200 spin and then out in to daylight and onto the line.

Aye, the line.

It must be drawn somewhere, but where, when all and sundry get to know about it just after it's been drew like the curtains closing gently as a Funeral Cortege passeth by on its weary way to the local Churchyard to bury another dead un.

Aye, somewhere, over the rainbow, or under maybe it may or may noteth be drawneth.

But still that weary body will be heading Northwards to the soil and dampness and be covered before dusk, ne'er to be revealed again in this deathtime's life.

Dust.

densboyTue 18/11/08 22:46

I dont know what hes on but make mine a large one :)

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