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bazzartFri 18/04/08 15:53

My Pussy is not best pleased with me since yesterday afternoon...photo:604307 ...Whilst out walking with my dogs....photo:604305 ...I stumbled across a neighbour looking around for something in the gutter and asked him what he'd lost.
"What have you lost!?" I askedphoto:603232
He replied that he had lost nothing but was looking for something someone else had discarded...photo:604566 I was confused but asked if I could help in his search...photo:604314 The neighbour said "YES!" and explained he was looking for a "ciggy butt" to smoke!!!
photo:604580 I was horrified and almost turned GREEN at the thought of smoking the butt of someone elses ciggy...photo:608041 and advised that this would not be a very healthy thing to do and pointed, arm raised in the direction of the local Newsagents and Fag Shop...photo:604577 He said he had no money and asked me to "Lend me 2 and a half quid till PayDay for some bacca!" photo:617198 I politely refused and began walking away (as you do!)photo:617194 HE followed me and asked if I smoked or did I have anything to smoke?photo:604583 To which I replied NO!photo:604310 On my doorstep my cat was frolicking in ectstasy, catnipped off her face with some of that mysterious herb I had scattered on the doorstep for her as I went out with the dogs! Jokingly...photo:609096 I said to the neighbour that he should smoke some CATNIP as "Look what it does for my cat!"photo:604582 As I put the key in my door I felt a tap on my shoulder and the neighbour said..."GET me some...!" photo:608024 So, reaching round the door to the shelf, I picked up the plastic pouch of me pussies catnip and offered it to him, thinking he'd smell it, laugh and then give it back to me...photo:608023 He didn't! He rolled up a catnip cigarette and lit it right in front of me own front door with the cat and two dogs looking on in awe and disbelievement!photo:604311 I expected my neighbour to cough, splutter and throw the catnip ciggy on the floor but he commented with a big smile on his face...NICE SMOKE!photo:617198 Takes all sorts I suppose!! photo:608158 I let him keep the Catnip, told him where I buy it from and tried to explan to my cat that she would get some new "drugs" next time I went to Pets At Home!photo:604585 The END.

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