Gay blog in translationese?

bassetThu 16/10/08 18:43

I've been thinking about posting a blog written in the worst square-wheel English imaginable. Is it worth the effort? Sample below, and comments invited (if you hate it, no worries.)

"Well come what is only blog in translationese. Im' ready for yuo hear to share whats I see, thinks and react to alls the world a round me that stuff the thought into my head, may be wistful, may be naughty or surreal, may be other wise or to Form a salad of your thought. Because it alls in the retort of the mental, to port of the rich tapastory of life what go to be congruent with it innit. So yuo enjoy, I makes alls it for yuo fast badly!

THE UP-DOWN-GO-ROUND, WHAT ‘S A NEW DISCOVERIE
A few weeks ago me and boyfriend went in Cambridge and it hard their to park a car. So we go in this big concrety thing where all the cars go round in quest for a place of station. They go up, they go round, up in the floor next up one or down in the basemant. And the trouble is they make you pay when you stop, but if you no stop to avoid paying you never end up parking car hah. But eventually yuo find some where to do It, and then you leaves cars and go on a shopping. While you away all the cars in a up-down-go-round is safe because the peoples in their looks after them and it not rain either because it have roof. (Not stupid!) Yuo can smoke in their but no food served, no bar or coffee innit. It obvious good place to meet ladz and play with their willies and peraps enjoy thems over the car bonnet but their lots of womans and childs their in day light hours so may be it get done at night. Some of them have toilats and I been in a big one when I do a London too. It good invention to Increase the Modernity like this because if cars in big up-down-go-round then they not spread all about over a environmant and make to them self a Detriment to the pleasures of going in Them.

FINANCIALL CRISIS
Wy is it that all these Prime Ministers, Presidents and foreign ministers have to keep fooling us that they're haveing important meetings to sort out the banks what gone pair shaped? I know what really happening. Aw no they not doing any important meetings. No way mister. They just get on a jet, it fly in the air some where and oh suddenly by coincidents they get a free four-course dinner in where ever European kapital it land. And probably mollest the bell-boys in hotel. But I not One to criticise for if It was me I do exactly the same but be honest about It. If you in government and say you want to go in Paris to do free dinner and accommodation and do rent boyz too then wy not just tell the Press any way? They no mind, it good story for them on Sunday Papers hah & sell more copys. None of them peoples care any things about the world, their just in it for the money and the thrillz. And if it me I be in Sunday papers EVERY week some thing mega, (Walop, large portion) do massive Coquilles St Jacques, keyk furushi too, big desserts and get one in big-time where ever I went. ?Good hah?"

#55080Thu 16/10/08 18:56

Aha! You're quickfind:chimp!

The novelty would soon wear off, though, for both you and the reader.

bassetThu 16/10/08 19:14

No I not Cimp. He other persons.