Where do red-headed babies come from?

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Topic started by Boudie - Spiritual Warrior (saratiddy)

People don't believe me that I am shy face-2-face, despite being a right cheeky monkey on some Forums. Orginally from the West Country, but transplanted to Reading in early 90s. Joined OUT for both Gay Male & Female friends, to break the feelings of isolation after the breakup of a long term relationship.

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saratiddyFri 07/11/08 19:19

WHERE DO RED- HEADED BABIES COME FROM?????

After their baby was! born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!"

"Nonsense," the doctor said".

"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted."????? ?"This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this..! How often do you have sex??? "

The man seemed a bit ashamed . "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."

"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently.

"IT'S RUST."

daven8Fri 07/11/08 20:20

Sara, my sweetie, that's awful!

And if any red-haired (preferably hairy-chested) guy has felt at all upset by this so-called joke, please feel free to come on...errr...come to me for reassurance that some of us have a soft spot (and hard bit) for you!

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