the onion and the christmas tree

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Topic started by Alex J 2008 (alexjames33)

photo41years old,My god how did that number creep up so fast, i dont feel 41, i am young energetic( yeah right) living on the outskirts of city centre,looking for new friends to enjoy nights out with,as well as new friends who knows, is that man out there

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alexjames33Mon 19/11/07 21:19

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The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers,
"Well son, there's three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm.
In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom,
how
many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties &
forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his
fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration
only."

shakersMon 19/11/07 21:33

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very good

stevecentralw1Mon 19/11/07 21:36

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Hey ! My balls aren't just for decoration, and I'm in my fifties :-) and I'm certainly not dead from the root!

stevecentralw1Mon 19/11/07 21:37

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very funny though :-)

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