Some Friday jokes .... with apologies and groans!

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Topic started by Brian S (hobbit)

photoHi, thanks for stopping by my profile. I live in the Stoke on Trent area and I enjoy the finer things in life such as theatre, cinema, ballet, nights in with a lovely meal and a good bottle of red wine..... I am a caring, honest person looking for new friends - and maybe that special (preferably hairy) man

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hobbitFri 14/10/11 11:40

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RIP to Steve Jobs, who always lived life to the macs.



Thousands of BlackBerrys have crashed. I bet that caused a jam.



An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub ... ... to watch Wales play in the semi-finals of the Rugby World Cup.



Just heard a rumour that Sir Paul McCartney is already arguing with his new wife. Apparently she is spending twice as much on shoes as his last wife did.



Paddy comes home from work to find his wife propping up her washing machine on one side with 2 bricks. 'What the F are you doing' asks paddy. His wife replies 'doing the washing at 30 degrees you thick C'.



Was chatting up a gypsy bird in the pub last night, when she asked if I'd like to go back to her place and have a good time. She wasn't kidding, I went on the waltzers, the dodgems, the ghost train. I even came home with a goldfish!

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