Murphy's Other Laws

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Topic started by Alex J 2008 (alexjames33)

photo41years old,My god how did that number creep up so fast, i dont feel 41, i am young energetic( yeah right) living on the outskirts of city centre,looking for new friends to enjoy nights out with,as well as new friends who knows, is that man out there

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alexjames33Thu 27/03/08 09:33

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Just remember ... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

johnandsurajThu 27/03/08 09:38

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quoting > "It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them."

And i bet its a woman driver...:oP

BRILLIANT..this is off on the office wall

residentchefThu 27/03/08 10:39

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If at first you don't succeed... blame somebody.

I'm alright... its the situation that's out of hand

finalfrontier1976Thu 27/03/08 14:25

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If at first you don't succeed...cheat

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