Just to lighten the day

johnandsurajSat 29/03/08 11:52

A Catholic priest was about to finish his tour of duty,

and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives

when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.



He points to a tree and says to the chief,

'This is a tree.'



The chief looks at the tree and grunts,

'Tree.'



The priest pleased with the response.

They walk a little farther and he points to a rock and says,

'This is a rock.'



Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, #

'Rock.'



The priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.



As they peek over the top,

he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.



The priest is really flustered and quickly responds,

'Man riding a bike.'



The chief looks at the couple briefly,

pulls out his blowgun and kills them.



The priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief

that he has spent years teaching the tribe

how to be civilized and kind to each other,

so how could he the chief kill his people in cold blood that way?



The chief replied,

'He ride My bike.'

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***WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS ***

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to st ay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her E-mail address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address.

Meanwhile ... Somewhere in Houston ... A widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her E-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2005
Subject: I have arrived!

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send E-mail to your loved ones.

I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS . It sure is f*****g' hot down here