I'm just not hungry

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Topic started by Alex J 2008 (alexjames33)

photo41years old,My god how did that number creep up so fast, i dont feel 41, i am young energetic( yeah right) living on the outskirts of city centre,looking for new friends to enjoy nights out with,as well as new friends who knows, is that man out there

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alexjames33Thu 03/04/08 15:37

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One morning a long-wed couple were in an amourous embrace and the wife says: "Honey, that Viagra is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full breakfast... eggs, bacon, toast..."
The husband says: "No, I'm not hungry, the Viagra takes away my appetite."

Later in the day, the wife says: "Sweetheart, I want to do something for you, let me fix you a nice wholesome lunch, fresh salad with your favorite ingredients, steamed veggies, and some grilled fish fillets..."

The husband again refuses, "I'm just not hungry after using that Viagra."

Long about dinner time, the wife tries again, "Are you hungry yet?, I'll fix a steak and potatoes dinner with hot rolls."

The husband still refuses, "No, that Viagra just kills my appetite."
The wife then firmly says "well, I'm getting something to eat, so get OFF of me!!!"

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