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Topic started by Alex J 2008 (alexjames33)

photo41years old,My god how did that number creep up so fast, i dont feel 41, i am young energetic( yeah right) living on the outskirts of city centre,looking for new friends to enjoy nights out with,as well as new friends who knows, is that man out there

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alexjames33Wed 19/12/07 15:35

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,
looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide
to kill your husband. That's against the law! I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us
in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the
pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different.

You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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