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photoHi well this is us, two guys that really care for each other and enjoy the better things in life which include:- good company, food and wine, and the last thing we are looking for is the usual C**P found on Gaydar. We have been together now for over 2 years and got married...sorry "married"..(for the benefits of the PC idiots out there!!) we would love to widen our social circle and

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johnandsurajThu 24/04/08 14:35

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So, the wife offered to
donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable
would
have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would
tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the
doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate
matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's
new
face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends
and
relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion
at her
sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you
did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every time I
see
your mother kiss you on the cheek.'

bassetThu 24/04/08 21:49

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Hahahaha....got any maw like that? My best isn't a story, it's visual. I want a Calvin Klein teaset and teatray with the coloured band and brand-name to match the pants. Could be a design classic (white tray, red border, white lettering etc) And white teacups and pot with the same red strips and logo.

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