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photoLooking for friends (and more) to do life with. I've some good mates already, but you can never have too much of a good thing. Except life & pavlova. And like Einstein, I'm not sure about the former...

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tavdyWed 19/09/07 19:15

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It's not often I get pissed enough at a complete stranger to say something; earlier today was one of those very few times. I'm retelling it here because I figure it might make a few people giggle - and a giggle is always a good thing.

I'm at the checkouts, and there's a young couple behind me. It's half seven, and the guy (who was cute, though too much of a twink for my tastes) looks exhausted and about ready for bed - and without an option on the horizontal mamba; his girlfriend on the other hand is in full-throttle nag mode. Everyone around us is getting irritated by her attitude, and her voice, which is like having your a dentist go at your teeth with an oil rig's drill. Thing is she's physically very attractive - it's just that she'd have been better to have kept her mouth shut and be thought a bitch than to have opened it and removed all doubt.

One of the other customers makes a not-quite-under-her-breath comment about the lad being better off single and (being the only other guy under 60 in the queue) she turns to me and asks "I'm sure you'd like a bit of it, wouldn't you?" making her already obvious cleavage considerably more prominent.

My reply is "no thanks, you're not my type," at which she looks a little surprised. "What? you're not jealous?"

"Of you? No way! It's bitches like you make me realise how lucky I am being gay."

Even her boyfriend cracked a grin.

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