Job getting you down ?

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Topic started by Malcolm The Sock Cucker ;0) (ginluvva)

I'm Mal bf is Colin Together 27 years live in Shetland Looking for more friends Into dinner parties and board game evenings/weekends I am trying to raise funds to register my website www.as-assist.com as a charity. It's a self help group for Ankylosing Spondylitis sufferers. I would like to be a glowworm, a glowworms never glum, it`s hard to be downhearted when the sun shines out your bum.

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ginluvvaThu 17/04/08 20:29

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day,
[even if retired you have those sometimes]
try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will
notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson.'

REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE THAN YOURS!

benfiveThu 17/04/08 20:31

thats my job - i test 30 at a time and love it

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