9 Words women use

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homo_superiorWed 06/02/08 14:57

Not a situation many of us come across but the women in our office found this very funny

(1) Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five

minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing

here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3

for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,

unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she

is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that

will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:

Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do

several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later

result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's

response refer to # 3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

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