Poll: Big Spider in my Breadbin :-( (32 votes)

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bazzartFri 16/05/08 16:25

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This is a multiple choice poll: "There's a massive fuck-off hairy spider about the size of a dinner plate sat in my bread bin, so there is! I want to make some toast and marmalade but there's a massive fuck-off hairy spider about the size of a dinner plate sat in my bread bin, so there is! I want to make a cheese and pickle sandwich but there's a massive fuck-off hairy spider about the size of a dinner plate sat in my bread bin, so there is! I wan to check the bread to make sure it's not all green and mouldy but there's a massive fuck-off hairy spider about the size of a dinner plate sat in my bread bin, so there is! I want just my bread to be the tenant of my cream and black retro enamel 1950's style limited edition bread bin but there's a massive fuck-off hairy spider about the size of a dinner plate sat in my bread bin, so there is! There's a massive fuck-off hairy spider about the size of a dinner plate sat in my bread bin, so there is! HELP! What do I do? Eeek! :-)"

  • "Move away from the area!" Spider the size of Dinner Plates are scarey and have fangs and they KILL!: 6 votes
  • Call London Zoo, they've never see a spider the size of a Dinner Plate and they'll come get it! :-): 4 votes
  • Call Ant & Dec off the telly and they can use it in "I'm A Twat - Get Me OUT of Here!": 4 votes
  • Just put your hand in and remove the bread! It's all a figment of your imagination - so it is! :-): 4 votes
  • Make the Spider a Sandwich, he's hungry and he doesn't do bread without freshy dairy butter and ham!: 3 votes
  • Make me a sandwich, shove the kettle on and I'll call your Psychiatric Team (again!): 5 votes
  • Video the spider, shove it on YouTube and then get loads of silly comments saying it's FAKE!: 2 votes
  • Spiders need love too - hug that HAIRY monster - go on! *** ((((HUGS))))***: 20 votes
  • Shake the breadbin violently, tip it uspide down and the spider will still be alive - and ANGRY!: 5 votes
  • Put the bread bin on the cooker, add milk, sugar, butter, nutmeg & spices- a nice Pudding Surprise!!: 4 votes

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