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bassetThu 26/07/07 17:16

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Will somebody please write the script / screenplay and provide the money for the following...?

It's got to be set in Paris, ca. 1910. An epic queer-boy love-story with handsome young men in stiff collars, with waxed moustaches and sharp suits. And lotsa torrid & extended four-postery sex scenes. Plus atrociously tone-deaf Chanteuses with big feather boas and spangly costumes, chorus girls who sound worse than the singers, fruit-throwing and jeering audiences, palm-fronded caffs, artifice, elegance, rampant queens, way-over-the-top expressions of unquenchable and eternal passion, massive domestics with lotsa operatic bad temper and furniture and crockery flying thru the air, a love-triangle element with an extra young man on the side, a chase sequence, glamour, glitz, decadence, massive drinking binges and reckless wasting of inherited fortunes, knocking shops/rent boyz/pliant bell-boys in hotels, total cynicism and wickid parody of more or less everything....affirmation of the penis and lotsa money as the only things worth living for, artists melodramatically chucking themselves in the Seine over dishy young officers who they're in love with, a memorable musical score, drop-dead-handsome starring actors, a cliff-hanger final half hour and of course a happy ending. Perhaps remembered thru the eyes of a very old man who lived thru it all. Ooh la la.

it's also got to be longer than "Gone with the wind". Anybody want to make my cinematic dream come true?

deleted:jellytussleThu 26/07/07 17:20

 

Hmmm, sounds suspiciously like the script of Police Academy 16 to me.

toberodiThu 26/07/07 17:24

 

I'm volunteering for a part!

deleted:staffordtonyThu 26/07/07 17:27

 

It sounds a bit too *butch* for my taste :P

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