He shat on a glass topped coffee table! Scatty!

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bazzartWed 21/05/08 13:39

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It's true I tell you, he actually lobbed his log, plopped his poop, emptied his passage and even discarded the festering contents of his crap canal on the glass topped coffee table whilst another human being was in a state of arousal upwards looking underneath the aformentioned occasional furniture.

On this occasion though the table was not furniture but a conveniently placed bog, complete with ventilated viewing area and shag pile carpet!

The dirty, filthy, scatty, scatting, bastards!

Why?

What planet are some people from and who came up with the insane idea of having a crap on a glass topped coffee table while the other guy crawls underneath and admires the posterior views!

Urrrrghhhhhhh!

I knew a vicar about 20 years ago who was a friend of a really old gay guy I knew at the time. They'd both gotten drunk on some Whiskey the old guy had got from Greece and the Vicar was going into great detail about Glass Topped Coffee Tables and the "beautiful view from underneath!"

I was tiiling the bathroom at the time and could hear all this laughter and gay palaré coming from the pair of them but had not a clue about this coffee table shit!!photo:604583

Years later, someone else mentioned glass topped coffee tables and positioning oneself underneath them and I had to go and fucking ask didn't I!?

Ewww! photo:604575

Now I do have a clue about coffee tables - and shit!

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I'm glad that some things in life will always remain a mystery!photo:604566

Now, jacking off over a mirror... well, that's just perfectly normal!photo:604570

Go on - gross me out on anything you've seen, heard of or even done that's possibly filthier than glass topped coffee tables, dirty old vicars and the "brown" matter!

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