Doctor Who: What Might Have Been

#89298Mon 23/06/08 13:30

I was looking for some information, not spoilers OK? *cough* about the end of the season and I found some fan fiction. And I know I shouldn't take the piss out of other people but my god this is the funniest stuff I have ever read... spelling mistakes are included.

Episode 1 The Quake
The Doctor takes Donna to 1985 Northumberland where it is the miners strike in the mines people are going missing getting turned into coal by a coal monster and turning into coal dust.

2 - dark matter
the doctors home truths and dark secrets are brought back to haunght him!

Episode 4 The Odd Web
A web falls to earth and some very odd eggs fall out and it's the Racnoss but then they turn into ood then slitheen then daleks then rose. The doctor finds out it's a shpeshifter and when it keeps changing faster and faster it becomes a bomb.
The doctor thinks of Rose and runs off and cries.

I love the idea of 'odd eggs' as a weapon.

Episode 12 The Gallifrian Rings
The Doctor takes Donna back to earth to see if The Master had still any chance of living. But when The Doctor notices The Masters ring has disapered. So The Doctor and Donna go to investigate only to realise that The Doctor is again not alone.

Episode 13 The Duplicate Power
Now with The Doctor held stuck in The ....'s labatory. Donna realises that she must steal the rings to stop the triplacate powers. But must travel the world in the TARDIS using the Doctor's thought to control it. Donna must find the rings fast or the human race will be duplicated to death. But now all the .... needs is The Doctor's ring. The .... mean the Rani
The Rani is a time lord like The Master. Evil and is very good at disguising.

Duplicated to death?

jamesbrumMon 23/06/08 13:36

haha

that is funny but also rather scarey!

#89298Mon 23/06/08 13:37

An alternative Episode 2!

Episode 2:1066
The Tardis detects a golden arrow that is dangerous so it takes the doctor and donna to the battle of hastings were a a purple force is disitagrating knights in the suits of armour and using it as a guise so that they can guid a Cursed king William to fire an arrow into king Harolds eye and take over britain. How will the Doctor get rid of the curse of the possesive gas.

The eggs are back!

Episode 7:Reunited
Martha phones the Doctor furius about a cursed jack (see my torchwood idea's for that) telling her that the doctor killed martha's cousin Adeola but he did not. So the Doctor picks up Martha and Donna slags Martha off and the doctor explians the truth to martha. Martha apoligies to the doctor. The Doctor takes Martha to her home in London. But Donna is told to stay in the Tardis (This is becasue of her atitude Problems). They then see on the news that an alien space ship has blitzed London with giant eggs falling out and hatching. They are giant killer bugs and they need to feed on tardises to survive.

jamesbrumMon 23/06/08 13:40

hehe

is the original poster about 9 yr old?

I love the idea of Donna being told to stay put because of her attitude problems!