What happened when I kidnapped Hitler

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philjohnTue 06/05/08 11:39

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Now I know other people's dreams are the absolute nadir of boredom, but I thought I'd share this oddity with you and ask for your interpretation.

I was staying at some country house hotel somewhere (maybe Cornwall) when it became apparent that it was being run by the Nazi high command. They were all there - Hitler, Goebbels, Goehring, all still as they would have been in the war, except for one thing. Hitler was in a wheelchair.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I offered to take Hitler for a walk in his bath chair with the intention of disposing of him somewhere. But before we got to the end of the drive, I decided to pull his head off. So I did, and it came away, just like a cork out of a bottle. There was no blood, just a lot of black soot, which I threw down a drain, and then I ran away before anyone knew he was missing.

Am I mad, or are they all still there, running a bijou guest house?

kenafridTue 06/05/08 11:40

 

Why don't you ask Vera Lynn?

philjohnTue 06/05/08 11:47

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I'm not sure she's entirely with us, is she?

kenafridTue 06/05/08 11:56

 

If you can dream up scenarios like that, I'm sure contacting forces sweethearts from beyond the grave will be easy enough, don't you?

Did anyone sing "Hitler has only got one ball" at any stage in the proceedings?

philjohnTue 06/05/08 12:00

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No it was all silent. Vera's not dead. is she?

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