Ever doubted man flu? – no more

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Topic started by Jochen Holzrichter (jochen)

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jochenThu 20/01/11 03:44

I have the solution, I know the answer, it is all clear now - and no, the answer is not 64 -

the answer is POIS

Now you are clambering to know, what the bloody question might be, aren't you?

Well the question is: why do you suffer from cold or flue symptoms lately all the time, have a runny nose, feel yucky etc. etc. etc.

The answer is POIS

And what, might you ask, does POIS stand for?

Well let me enlighten you. POIS stands for

post
orgasmic
illness
syndrome

Dutch researchers (trust those plucky Dutch) have found that men can be allergic to their own semen and as a result develop mysterious flu symptoms after ejaculation.

I am glad they found this nice POIS thingy, it now does away with WF = wankers flu (or, more diplomatically expressed man flu)

Now you guys, behave and you will be rid of all your flues. It might be boring for a while, I agree, but it is worth it or, is it?

And it also proves that your grandma was right - sort of - when she insisted on the fact that wanking makes you blind. She has just exaggerated the symptomatic slightly, but hey, it's your granny we are talking about and she is/was on the right track!!

You can even de-sensitise yourself by injecting your own semen in a decreasingly diluted form. But hey, be a man, just swallow it! (but it has to be your own, sorry to spoil the fun)

For more 'scientific' information (can it get much more scientific than the above?!?!?) have a look here

http://www.smh.com.au/world/science/semen-flu-found-to-be-an-allergy-20110119-19wpn.html

passthepepperThu 20/01/11 03:48

Brilliant, thanks :O)

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